Day 1

Well I definitely lied about weighing. Didn't do it.

But I did sign up for Beach Body On Demand. Admittedly it was a little overwhelming. Sudden access to that many choices - what do you do? The "workout du jour" was Cize Crazy 8s, which I did not choose because I already have the Cize DVDs, and how dumb would that be to sign up for this virtual library and just check out a book I already owned? So. I did not choose Crazy 8s.

I did a lot looking around, and had quite a bit of technical difficulties. Not sure what was up, but I had to re-start my Roku a few times during the morning. I finally decided I just wanted to explore my choices, so I settled on:

10 minutes of Insanity
10 minutes of Brazillian Butt Lift
10 minutes/full workout of Tony Horton's 10 Minute Trainer Yoga Workout (that was the first one listed; not sure if that's the one you're supposed to do first, but meh.)

Insanity - JESUS H CHRIST, Shaun T. You cannot be serious with that. Admittedly it wasn't the initial plan to only do 10 minutes, but after about 30 seconds, it became the seemingly unattainable goal. When do you catch your breath? Oh, never? Cool. But I made it!

Brazillian Butt Lift - Uh, okay, no. This didn't seem difficult (maybe just in comparison to Insanity?), and it didn't really make any sense to me. The production was weird. He would change the move, but then the shot would just be of part of one of the background women's legs instead of showing you what you were supposed to be doing. Then it kept cutting to some other women outside by a pool doing the moves. I don't know. It was just weird. And yes, the 10 minutes included the warm up, but there weren't very many butt-centric moves. ...at least in the first 10 minutes.

10 Minute Trainer Yoga - It's not Tony Horton's fault I hate yoga. But this really wasn't that bad. I wasn't really expecting Tony to just point at someone else while she did the moves, but it wasn't horrible. I have the flexibility of a brick, though, so hey, maybe that's part of why I hate yoga? Well, anyway. I guess you really can do anything for 10 minutes.

Except Insanity.